If the 22nd looks like this we will go with "Plan B" and this site will have the new starting point. You need to sign up so you will get an email if we go with "Plan B". Or you could go to the wrong starting point and you will be the only one there. Pay attention - sign up below.
President Biden is not sure what state he is in - and you can interpret that a couple of ways. But Brandon will not be going on the Polar Bear. He has too much work to do destroying everything that has been done since 1776. He still has time to go to a bar: So, Joe Biden walks into a bar and sees a hot, young woman sitting alone at a table....
....He sits down next to her and says “So...do I come here often?”
New rule this year - no electric vehicles. We love the smell of carbon footprints in the cool January air and not the smell of burning lithium batteries and plastic. Plus there are no charging stations where we are going and you just can't carry a can of electricity with you.
You need to be as ready for the Polar Bear as this woman. Note the fur cap that is very much in style on the Polar Bear. Also note the perfect "O" of her mouth which means she has frozen body parts below.
Your vehicle needs to be in proper working order and that includes the brakes. I've been on runs where someone has to swerve into another lane because their "pump them up" brakes failed to pump up. And if there is not another lane? Then you get a custom by crash one of a kind like this 57 Chevy.
You may be going into uncharted territory where strange things happen every day. Follow all traffic signs and try to keep to yourself as much as possible to avoid an "entanglement".
Did I mention you should pay attention to the directions or you will get lost or may be something worse than being lost.
Women - be sure to dress warmly just like these ladies; well may be not, because they don't exactly look happy. Dress properly for the run because you never know when the heater will stop working or the heater core decides to puke out the green stuff right on your feet.
Do not feed the animals even if they seem friendly they will turn on you in a heart beat and you will become "dinner".
This woman is ready to go on the run even if she has to run instead of drive. Make sure you old heap doesn't take a dump on the run or we will pass you by waving one finger. And then the polar bear will come for you.
If it looks like this then we go to "Plan B". Keep your fingers crossed we get to see this private automobile collection.
Yeah, as usual we will eat lunch after viewing the collection. Instead of going to some place like "Crabby Dick's" or "Chewy Balls" or "Big Wong" you will have a choice of 3 restaurants and all of them will be better than "Anal Indian".