De Facto President Trump has approved this run. Instead of drill baby drill it's burn carbon burn. Trump loves the smell of ozone and vehicle exhaust carbon footprint in the morning. Plus he doesn't believe in that global warming/climate change bunk. Trump says fill it up with high test and turn loose those ponys.

Governor Youngkin also approves the run. He is seen here filling up with actual gasoline instead of using electricity from solar panels or whale and bird killing wind turbines somewhere in the ocean. He wants you to be able to still buy a gas guzzler in 2035 unlike some of the idiots that managed to get elected to the General Assembly.

This is not the approved method for getting into your vehicle. If it does snow or some other "S" word falls from the sky we will make the necessary adjustments. But we will not be falling from the sky onto a vehicle.

Yes, this looks like fun but you need to get your four wheel chariot ready to go on the run. You need to have it in great working order and not break down.

Yes, the Polar Bear Run calls for a new hairdo. These weird "people" have come up with a unique way to get a unique new do.

Here is a smiling idiot. If you do this on the run you will not be smiling. And since some roads don't have signs the only help you might get will be from the Polar Bear who will eat you.

Beware - it's not only the Polar Bear you need to fear but also the Snow Dragon. I don't know why it has decided to eat Japanese food.

Now here's a guy who knows how to dress for the Polar Bear Run. This is how you could look if you drive a convertible top down in winter weather.

Wow - these women are ready for the Polar Bear Run and they know how to dress properly. Ladies take note.

Oh yes, the trill of the run is with her. I know you look forward to this every year. What else happens good in January? The meeting of those freedom haters in the General Assembly? The start of a new Congress filled with people dying to spend every taxpayer penny they can dig out of the citizens? It's the Polar Bear hands down or in her case legs up.

This is NOT the restaurant where we will be eating lunch. We will go to a BBQ place where there is no PEE nor POO on the menu.

This road is most likely better than a couple we will be on. Remember to keep up and be more careful than you usually are because someone always gets lost on the run. Just follow whichever red Mustang I drive and you'll make it there.

If you see this sign you have missed a turn and went too far.

Okay, scroll down and sign up for the run before you relax like this cat. Remember going on the run is better than trying to find something "GOOD" to watch on TV.